Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Hertz: I'm afraid Zebra escaped again master.

M smiles.

Hertz: Master?

M: Of course he escaped, after all this time do you think I actually expected you to succeed?

Hertz: Master, I ...

M: Zebra is superior to you in everyway. Capturing him was not the goal. Bring me the girl.

Two of M's followers carry in Sandy.

Sandy: Hey, let go of me! I did what you said, now let me go! HEY!!!!!!!!!

M: Silence!

M fires a cable out of the palm of his hand. The cable goes into Sandy's throat. She chokes and is subdued. The cable retracts back into M's hand.

M: Inbedded in Sandy is Zebra's desgin.

Hertz: Impossible! All remnants of Zebra degrade almost instantaneously!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Qis: You don't know me!

Sol: I know everything about you.

Qis fumes as Sol turns his back.

Sol: Don't touch anything while I'm gone.

Qis picks up a lasor pistol.

Qis: Like this?

Qis pulls the trigger and blows a hole through Sol's stomach.

Sol: What the fuck you insane cunt!

Qis: Apologize.

Sol: You want me to apologize!?!?!

Qis: Yes, you clearly don't know everything about me do you?

Sol: So you shot me just to prove a point?!

Qis: Correct.

Sol: I don't have time for this.

Sol repairs himself and attempts to leave. Qis blows three holes through Sol. Sol screams.

Sol: Ok, Sorry, just put the fucking weapon down!

Qis: One more.

Sol: One more what?

Qis: Apology.

Sol simply stares at Qis.

Qis: One for saying you know eveything about me, and one for calling me a bad name.

Sol: Sorry.